MFT: Badiousian - Zizekian sounds too funny

Things are strange these days. I've been working on an article about tongue twisters (coming soon) and while editing it my editor suggested to make a reference to Badiousian-Zizekian thing which is not exactly a theory but a curious thing nevertheless. It was a throwaway reference but the title of it was just beyond comprehension. I know what it is. But it sounds so funny. Just try to spell it a couple of times - Badiousian-Zizekian, Badiousian-Zizekian, Badiousian-Zizekian. See? It is just beyond reasonable.

And since i'm the man of action - i've made a permutational sound poem out of it. 

Here's how - i got loaded for a Mars Mission and kept pronouncing "Badiousian - Zizekian" to a phone which was trying to transcribe what i was saying. It was quite a feat since i was slurring and mumbling all the time thus numerous distortions occurred. The other challenge for the transcriber were other noises. There was a cat hunting her shadow nearby and it was a bit too noisy and the phone had no idea what to do with these noises so it just added an additional dash here and there.

The resulting text was something to behold - no spaces whatsoever, lots of dots breaking the words because the transcriber was failing to comprehend incoming stream of words. It needed some editing. Basically, not many changes were made to the text - dots got erased completely due to adding nothing to the text, overall it got cleaned up and formatted. Everything else is left unchanged.

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Badiousian - Zizekian

Ban Ban 

Zizekizekizekizekizekian Zian - Ban - Ban - Ban - - - - 

Badiadiousian 

Ban Zian - Ziadizekiousizekizekian Ban - Zizekiadian Ziousizekizekiousian Badiousian Zian Zian Ziadiousian 

Ban - - Zian Zian 

Badiadiadizekizekian Ban - Badiadian Ban Ban 

Badizekizekiadizekiadizekiousiousizekizekian Ban Ziadiousiousiousizekiadizekiadiousian - 

Ban Zizekian Ban - - Zian - Zizekian Zian Ziadiadiousian Ban Zian Ziadizekian Ziousizekian 

Ban Ban Ban Zian Ban Badiousian 

Ban Zizekiousiousiousizekiadian - Zizekizekizekiousiousiousiadizekizekiousiousian 

Ban Ban 

Badiadian Zian Zizekiadian - Zian - Ziadizekizekiadiousian - Ban Badizekizekizekiousiousiousiadian Zian - 

Badizekian Zian Ziousizekiousizekian - - - 

Badiadian Badiadizekizekiousian Ban Zian Zizekiou

Badizekizekiousizekiadizekian Ban - - Ban 

Ban Zian Badiadiousiousian - Ziadian Ban - - - - 

Badian Zian Badiousian - - - Zizekizekian - - Ban Ban - - Badizekiousiousian - 

Badiousian Ban Zian - - Ziadizekian Ban Ban - Ban Ziousiousizekiousian 

Badiousizekiousizekizekiousizekizekiousiadian Ziousian - - - 

Ban Ban 

Zian Ban - Ban - Zizekizekizekian Zizekiousiadiadian - 

Badiadiadiadiousian 

Badiousizekiadiousiadiousiadian - Badiadiousiousiadiousizekian 

Badian Ban 

Badiousian - Zizekian