суботу, 16 вересня 2017 р.

CATTYWAMPUS BUMFUZZLE: TARADIDDLE!

So - Prophets of Rage is a thing that exists, apparently. There are formerly respectable people involved. But they seem to be unaware of the fact that they're a bit obsolete in their message and intent. But i don't care. It's none of my business. No offense to Prophets of Rage.

IMHO, Tom Morello is good at making various odd guitar sounds and bad at writing actual songs. He's no Steve Stevens. So - why wouldn't he actually focus on various odd guitar sounds instead of writing painfully bad songs? I mean - man gotta know his limitations.

This photo was the tipping point of pointlessness. Come on! It is ridiculous. It begs to be memefied. I thought about it for a moment and then it struck me - i need to look at the dictionary - there is something that can explain it all. And i looked and i looked and i looked at the words in the dictionary - desparate to find the one that can describe this particular kind of disengaged irritation. And that i saw the word "TARADIDDLE". And i knew this is the word. It means "bullshit". But it wasn't enough for me. This picture needed a phrase, not a single word - some sort of a spell that will transcend it to another level.

And so i started to surf through the dictionary all over again. I looked everywhere, every type of word, every dialect, every slang, every argo, every tech-term - and there was nothing to back TARADIDDLE. I was frustrated and exhausted by the whole affair. And then i started to mash "Random word" button to see what will come out. And i kept doing it for another hour. In the end i was so frustrated i wanted to cry. There was nothing worth attention - no weird words happened throughout my search. It is ridiculous - is it because of biased search engine? I clicked on "Random word" one final time and the word "CATTYWAMPUS" came out. ANd that was it. THat was the word i was looking for. I was so happy - all the exhaustion and frustration disappeared. But then i was scared by thought that i will need to repeat the whole operation to find another word. But then i thought "i only need one word and i have nothing else to do". And then clicked on the button and the word "BUMFUZZLE" came out. And for a moment i was the happiest person on this pitiful planet.

I had a phrase to accompany that image. .

CATTYWAMPUS BUMFUZZLE: TARADIDDLE!

CATTYWAMPUS BUMFUZZLE: TARADIDDLE!

CATTYWAMPUS BUMFUZZLE: TARADIDDLE!

CATTYWAMPUS BUMFUZZLE: TARADIDDLE!



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