Speaking with Chatbots

1.

A: have you seen okja?

B: Why do you ask that? 

A: why not 

B: Why don't you tell me the reason why not? 

A: because i'm curious 

B: Does that reason apply to anything else? 

A: no 

B: You seem quite unsure. 

A: whats wrong with that? 

B: Does it seem strange to talk to a bot?

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2.
A: hello
B: I'm glad to see you!
A: how are you?
B: Sorry, I can't answer this question.
A: Why?
B: What do you mean "Why?"
A: What?
B: What do you mean "What?"
A: Nevermind
B: Ok.

A: Can you help me?
B: What is your problem?
A: no
B: Sorry, can you say that again?
A: no
B: I missed what you said. Say it again?
A: help
B: Sorry, something went wrong!
A: come on
B: Sorry, what was that?
A: nothing
B: Sorry, can you say that again?
A: nevermind
B: What was that?
A: ok

B: I didn't get that.

A: it is your problem, not mine
B: Sorry, I didn't get that.
A: yep
B: Say that again?
A: come on, be a man
B: Sorry, what was that?
A: it was "get over it, dude!"
B: I didn't get that.
A: yes, you do
B: One more time?
A: baby, one more time!

B: I missed that.
A: of course
B: Sorry, I didn't get that.
A: you are being irritating
B: I missed what you said. Say it again?
A: you are being annoying
B: Sorry, could you say that again?
A: YOU ARE BEING EXTREMELY ANNOYING!

B: Sorry, I didn't get that.
A: you get it
B: Can you say that again?
A: YOU GET IT
B: Sorry, could you say that again?
A: damn, you make me furious
B: Say that again?
A: shut up!
B: One more time?
A: SHUT UP!
B: Sorry, what was that?
A: STOP IT!
B: Say that again?

A: AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
B: What was that?
A: me crying in pain
B: Sorry, can you say that again?
A: you're ruthless
B: I didn't get that.
A: vicious garbage bot
B: I missed what you said. Say it again?